You’re a Vindictive One, Mr. Grinch
POTTSTOWN, PA – Yes true believers…it’s that time of the year again. Time to get out the ink and quill and write those nasty anonymous grammatically-incorrect letters and mail them off to Pottstown’s elected officials.
Talk about spreading good cheer!
Check out our good friends over at Code Blue for the scoop on this latest instance of postal cowardice:
We’ve got a real mystery on our hands folks! Who in Pottstown could possibly have the time on their hands to have penned such a dastardly letter?? Well…let’s think about this. It would have to be someone who doesn’t hold a job – perhaps a retiree of some sort. Hmmm.
Aside from the grammatical screw ups, it appears very well written (we’re thinking of coughing up the $50 entry fee so we can forward the letter to the Pultizer Prize Board for consideration). But…alas…there are many, many grammatical errors in the letter…so it can’t possibly be from someone who earned their living from writing. Hmmm.
And…my goodness…what a coincidence…aren’t there a number of seats up for grabs in Pottstown’s elections next year?? Hmmm.
Maybe it’s someone who’s older…somebody who’s been around the block long enough to hold a lifetime of angry and hostile attitudes towards those who have crossed him (or her). Hmmm.
We don’t know who on earth could have penned this letter. It really is a mystery, isn’t it folks? Maybe we need to re-read some of our posts here at SavePottstown!! to try to figure out who might be behind writing this letter.
After all, we can’t think of anyone in Pottstown who fits this description…or who has done this during past election cycles. Someone who writes anonymous letters and circulates them to select folks in Pottstown?? Who would do such a thing? It’s too bad we’re all such a bunch of dumb asses who can’t put two and two together.
If any of our readers see any shifty persons mailing letters in Pottstown (or maybe some suspicious-looking characters walking around town with envelopes in their hands), please contact the police.